NEWS OF THE WEIRD

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LEAD STORY - CREME DE LA WEIRD In an effort to better educate the world about the human reproductive system, the “intimate wellness brand” Intimina has introduced Period Crunch, a breakfast cereal with uterus-shaped, raspberry-flavored pieces that will color the milk red, Oddity Central reported. Alongside the startling cereal shape and red milk, the cereal box will feature a diagram of the female reproductive system so that people can learn about its location and function.
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A sad story

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Through the years, Madisonville has suffered great losses from fires, most often at businesses. One legendary home that burned was the Harper house on Halloween, 1965. It had been unoccupied since June, 1931, but it always attracted attention. It was built by local architect and builder John Douglas Brownlee, for Carl Thurston Harper and Jennie Webb Harper and at the southwest corner of the intersection of Woodrow and Magnolia streets. I haven’t been able to find any good photos of the home, either in its prime or as the aged wreck it became. It had a story, so let me take you back. Folks came before the house.

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LEAD STORY - WHAT COULD GO WRONG? More than 800 New Yorkers aged 75 and older are going to get a new friend, The Verge reported. The New York State Office for the Aging is distributing robot companions named ElliQ, built by Israeli company Intuition Robotics, to help with social isolation -- for example, engaging in small talk and helping contact loved ones.

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LEAD STORY — THERE ARE RULES At the Rio condo building a few blocks from Central Park in New York City, building management has filed a lawsuit against resident Helen Hirsh, 83, alleging she “defecated in the fitness center’s pool and then again in the fitness center shower,” according to the New York Post. The lawsuit also alleges that Hirsh “screams and makes loud noises while using the gym and the pool” and doesn’t always wear appropriate attire in the gym.

MADISON COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY

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Applications are now open for the Republican position on the November ballot to fill the vacancy of Madison County Precinct 1 Commissioner. Applications and job summary can be picked up at the Election Administrator’s office on the first floor of the Madison County Courthouse. Completed applications will need to be returned along with a resume to the Election

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LEAD STORY - THEY'RE LOVIN' IT Rob and Grace Jones wanted to replace a built-in toilet paper holder in their home in Crystal Lake, Illinois, on April 16, which required them to cut into the wall of their bathroom, NBC New York reported. That's when they came across a most unusual find: a towel containing two McDonald's hamburger wrappers and a full order of french fries inside.